Inspectors are looking for the thief who stole Mr Pumpernickel. Taken from the front doorstep of a London house at approximately 1900 on October 31st, after just 20 minutes in the public eye.
If seen, Mr Pumpernickel has a distinctive greeny orange birthmark over his cheek, due to the wet English summer. He has one arched eyebrow. If found, inform interpump.
Yes, Mr Pumpernickel had a very short spell as our Halloween pumpkin. Such was his appealing face, someone decided to steal him minutes after we put him out on the doorstep. Or maybe he has made a bid for freedom...any sightings, let us know. Just to let you know that next week's vegetable will be the potato. And I won't be leaving out any on our doorstep. ( All those Five a Day thieves feeding their vegetable habit....)
Friday, November 02, 2007
They seek him here, they seek him there...